my nose is itchy..
HOHO!! CHRISTMAS IS ALMOST HERE!! hahahha... k i've decided to update a bit..cos i'm damn sian of seeing the same post everytime i come to this page la..hahaha... went to malacca over the weekend to celebrate the feastday of St. Francis Xavier la..yeah...went with my legion people..really nice experience..cos like..it's some 500th anniversary or some shit like that la..so it was quite a significant event..sorry about the bridge thing yeah deb? haha we can always bridge at sandra's place...
hmmm..i started training with cj rugby.. their trainings all damn slack man..hahaha most of the people there never played rugby before..relatively noob la..but they're a lovely bunch of idiots..hahaha what else can i blog about arh......................................................... alamak..i got no idea... maybe i should end here... aiyah....typing a little more rubbish won't hurt right? kk let me tell you guys about the birds in malacca..
we stayed at the Hotel Equatorial.. FIVE-STAR HOTEL. it was my second time staying in a hotel.. (i don't really travel much).. anyway...there are these pigeons in malacca.. they're all over the frickin place la.. everywhere you turn, you see a pigeon.. and they're all EVIL. they wanted to steal all the fake clothes and stuff i bought..haha but seriously, there are probably more pigeons than people in malacca.
so yeah, we were about to check out la..so we were packing up and all that.. then i found a box of matches..so i went out to the balcony to have a smoke.. haha no la i didn't smoke.. but i began burning things la..i burned bubble gum, aluminium foil and a muffin. then this pigeon comes near me..
i look at pigeon.
pigeon look at me.
i say "OEI!"
pigeon say "...."
i light the match.
pigeon look at me.
i throw match at pigeon.
.........................................and the rest was history.
haha the match hit the stupid bird's body la..but the bird didn't catch fire... the funny thing was that the dumbass pigeon didn't fly away..haha so poor thing..anyway...we took some bubble gum and threw it at the pigeon..then it finally flew away la..and then the weirdest thing happened..an army of pigeons came flying towards the balcony..and they screeched "MALAYSIA BOLEH!!"..so we chickened out and went back into the room la..
haha OH OH!! another funny thing happened.. we went for lunch at Kenny Rogers'.. there were eight of us la..so we asked for eight saucers..and the waitress was like ".........huh?...you want sauce?" hahahha i laughed so hard i cried..
ahhhh...God Bless Malaysia..
we need to prepare sandra's christmas present (re: COUGHCOUGH)
byebye all!
-moses
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